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Nov. 26th, 2009

Soviet Kitsch

Happy turkey day!

Happy Turkey Day, happy Native American Oppression Day, happy whatever! Enjoy your fooooood.

Dec. 25th, 2008


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Merry Christmas!!

(Xenia, I'm sending you card, I SWEAR, it's just going to be a little late... Can you say POST-Christmas? Har har har.)

Oct. 27th, 2008

mouth open

Uhhh, my camera is currently MIA.

Left camera at Dustin's. Working all this week.

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. I'll pick it up during the day sometime if I can. :I Otherwise I'll be posting older pictures I've edited, I guess.

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Aug. 30th, 2008

Soviet Kitsch

The pleasure of Pentax


It's beautiful. It's amazing and gorgeous and awesome and it's going to be on my doorstep in 2-6 business days. I think my life is complete.

Aug. 13th, 2008

Soviet Kitsch

Blog poll

Please answer this quick poll! I'd love for anyone on my friends list to take a look at this and answer these questions real quick. THANK YOU.

Poll #1240154 Questiones.

If I were to start a blog outside of livejournal (say on Wordpress or Blogspot), would you read it?

No, I find it easier to just read all my friends' entries on one page like livejournal
Yes, I'd check it every so often
Yes, I'd check it fairly frequently
Other (please specify)

If you answered "other" to the above question, please elaborate.

Would you comment on my blog if I allowed comments from anonymous users?

Yes, about as frequently as I do now
Yes, with less frequency than I do now
Yes, with more frequency than I do now
No, it'd be too much of a hassle
No/Other (please elaborate below)

If you answered "No/Other" above, please elaborate.


Jul. 21st, 2008

Soviet Kitsch

You Know What's Stupid? Everything I Don't Understand.

Steven Bowman, I love you.

For far too long I've sat idly by, twiddling my thumbs and respecting the right of others to form thoughts and opinions independent of my own, and I can't take it anymore. I've got to speak up about the many things that annoy me or I'm going to go crazy. Take these new credit cards with the microchips in them, for instance. Man, those things really get my goat—trying to improve a device that was working perfectly fine as it was. Even worse are those wrappers on CDs that take forever to open. But you know what I hate the most? The one thing that makes my blood boil whenever I see it? Anything beyond my mental capacity, that's what.

God, all the people, places, and things I haven't made the least bit of effort to comprehend should just die already.

Will you look at all this stuff I have neither the intellect nor the maturity level to process? What a load of crap. It's in my face every day, doing lots of things I don't have an immediate desire to do and saying things I can't identify with at this stage in my life. How lame is that? I mean, what kind of pathetic loser would actually enjoy something that's so incredibly not among my personal preferences? Not me, that's for sure.

Maybe my standards are too high, but if you like any of the hundreds upon hundreds of things that are too multifaceted for my attention span, you should have your head examined, weirdo.

And don't even get me started on complex and sophisticated notions I can't possibly wrap my head around. That stuff makes me want to puke. Just knowing there are people out there who like—actually like—interacting with concepts that overwhelm my feeble consciousness makes me embarrassed to be an American. I don't like it in our homes, I don't like it in our schools, I don't like it outside of my comfort zone—well, I just plain don't like it. And if that makes me closed-minded, well, then I guess I'll have to dismiss that accusation outright in order to avoid being introspective even for a moment.

Why, only yesterday I saw a commercial on TV for a new product I have no immediate use for and therefore cannot see any value in. Who's making this worthless junk? Seriously. If I see one more household appliance I am not mature enough to own or operate, I'm going to punch someone. I swear. Sell that to the suckers with the money and inclination to buy it, because I wouldn't take it off your hands if you gave it to me, provided me with a living situation stable enough to house it, and showed me how to use it in a manner that didn't disrupt any of my cripplingly sedentary lifestyle habits.

Same goes with any TV show, movie, band, solo act, artist, book, burgeoning subculture, celebrity, fashion trend, or religious belief that makes me feel excluded from my peers or otherwise ostracized by the mainstream. That stuff is retarded.

While I'm at it, I'm sick to death of this growing trend of people who don't share my cultural heritage. I don't know how you did things back in that country I never took the time to educate myself about, but around here, we dip our fries in ketchup. That's the way it's always been as far as I know, and that's the way it's going to be until such time as I choose to acknowledge diversity among the earth's 6.6 billion people.

If things don't start changing around here, I might have to up and leave this town. It's gotten to the point where I can't walk down the street without having some flier thrust into my face, advertising some dumb concert or stupid party or annoying art festival or lame-o Minnesota primary or any number of other events that no sane person with a crippling fear of the unknown and a wildly underdeveloped imagination would ever want to go to. I've never been to any of these social gatherings, but I imagine the scores of people who attend them must be total idiots.

You know what? You geeks go knock yourselves out. Really. Have a blast with all your differences in personality and preference. Don't worry about me, because I'll be sitting at home alone listening to the same four records I've been listening to since college, laughing at your expense.

What a bunch of losers.

From here.

Jul. 4th, 2008

life'll kill ya

One last apology!

To just_jeff, lady_lau, and beswiftmysoul:

I'm SORRY I haven't sent out the CDs yet! I got yours, Jeff and Laura, and I have your CDs all ready, I swear, I've just been busy with job-hunting and everything. I'm mailing them tomorrow morning, I swear to holy Jesus, and I'm sorry I took so long. I like your CDs and I hope you like mine!


Jun. 17th, 2008

Soviet Kitsch

A very beautiful video.

I've seen some very heart-wrenching and sad photos and videos, but when I stumbled across this it really touched me very much. I hope you'll watch it, because I think it's absolutely beautiful.

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Only a minute long, definitely worth the watch. I'm so touched there aren't any words. Click on it to go to the page and see it full-sized.

May. 31st, 2008


Uncontacted Tribe Photos

I find this article absolutely fascinating.

RIO DE JANEIRO - Amazon Indians from one of the world's last uncontacted tribes have been photographed from the air, with striking images released on Thursday showing them painted bright red and brandishing bows and arrows.
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This is so interesting to me. It's hard to believe there are over 100 tribes like this left on Earth today. It's so fascinating, but rather sad that they don't let anyone near them.

Generally, the appearance of more advanced peoples making peace with tribes like this unintentionally leads to their dissolution. That being the case, I'm really interested to know how you guys feel about the whole thing: Is it a good thing or a bad thing that these unconctacted tribes are hostile to outsiders, thus making them nearly impossible to study?

Personally, I wish we could learn more about them very, very badly, but I don't want their way of life to be destroyed. I wish we knew more!